The opening scene
(photoshopped for modesty)

In the spirit of the (name of the) Vagina Monologues, I bring you “Conversations with Boobies” by Samantha Capehart.



  • * *Postscript: I showed this to Carolyn for approval before posting (hence the photoshopped for modesty.) She was at the end of nursing, and we played the .wav file. You know how your voice doesn’t sound the same to you when played back recorded? Well, Sam’s must have not sounded the same to her, because she got upset listening to the file. We calmed her, and just to be sure, subjected her to it a second time. She fussed a second time. (We didn’t play it all the way through the second time.)